As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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