I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
There was a lot of him and a little penis
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
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