Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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