Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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