Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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