So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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