sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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