I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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