I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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