Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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