There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I have demons in me.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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