no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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