But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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