It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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