We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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