Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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