i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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