yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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