All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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