Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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