This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
