I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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