Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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