She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
