god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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