I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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