I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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