There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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