I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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