girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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