I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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