That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Houston, we have a blender
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Randomize
