ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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