Your tits are I can't wait for
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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