Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
