Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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