She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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