i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
