party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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