seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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