It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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