Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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