Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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