"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
