i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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