So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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