i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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