Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
