I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I love having hate sex.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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