Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
