We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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