Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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