actually, I'm a sock model
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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