Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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