Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Im part way to drunk.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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