Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
